Don't chase after eggs o.O

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Eggs because you'll only end up with a Deer in your Nose." I never quite understood his advice until one Pigs Can Fly Day, I was gardening with my best friend Jewel. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Odd and spooky sounds came from deep within. Jewel saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!